• unalivejoy
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    691 year ago

    When you, your mom, and your grandma had children at 15.

    • Jo Miran
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      1 year ago

      I’m fifty. My wife is 49, her friends and my life long friends are around the same age and they definitely include a few grandmas. In 2023 fifty does not look like fifty did when I was a teen. The amount of smoking hot women in their fifties that pass for later thirties and early forties is incredibly high.

      EDIT: Case in point, Marisa Tomei as Aunt May. Why Aunt May ever looked like an octogenarian is beyond me.

      • unalivejoy
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        391 year ago

        smoking hot women in their fifties

        Coincidentally, the decline of smoking probably had something to do with this.

        • Jo Miran
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          131 year ago

          I never thought of it, but you’re probably right. Most everyone I know has quit smoking by around 2003.

          • @PunnyName
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            And lead in the air. That dropped off significantly.

          • @sock
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            31 year ago

            now we gotta get folks to realize alcohol is shit and poison like nic

            at least curb the superiority complex people seem to have over drinking large amounts of poison to feel the same as a couple bong rips with 10x the internal damage

      • Skua
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        201 year ago

        Why Aunt May ever looked like an octogenarian is beyond me.

        The protagonist was a 27 year old actor playing a schoolkid so I have to assume that everyone in the Raimi universe ages about 75% faster than we do

        • Jo Miran
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          I ain’t complaining. Google Photos gave me an album from 2008 and my wife looks exactly the same (hair dye is magic). Sadly, I look like I’m pushing seventy and dating a woman half my age. Nevermind… I’m ok with that.

      • @captainlezbian
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        51 year ago

        Yeah as a 29 year old I was flirting with a woman I thought was only a bit older than me, then after a bit of making out we were chatting and learned her daughter and I are the same age…

    • @ladicius
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      221 year ago

      Know a woman who was grandmother by 28.

      Yep, her daughter had the first child at 14, too. Apple, tree, you know the drill.