• Xusontha
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    Easy thing to fix, just look at this cheat sheet:

    Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories

    Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights

    Janeway = Murderous criminal

    Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

    O’Brien=most powerful man in the universe, suffers

    Garak=simple tailor

    Tuvix=don’t talk about tuvix

    Morn=chatterbox, talks a lot

    Gorn=big lizard

    Gorn+Morn+Rom=three amigos

    Also they’re all played by Jeffery Combs

    • @wreckedcarzz
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      I was just 12 words in when I was sold

      E: number hard

    • IninewCrow
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      And the biggest rule is that no one, even those who know Star Wars, know what’s going on

      We’re all as clueless as you are

      Live long and may the force be with you

    • @MajorHavoc
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      I’ve never checked whether we have a side-bar here over at Risa, but I think this belongs on it, if that’s a thing.

      Edit: I got a little lost. I think I might have granted this post honorary Risa Memedom accidentally, too.

    • @AngryCommieKender
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      51 year ago

      You forgot that Janeway will sterilize a quadrant to get coffee

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          Also, Kirk: makes Riker look celebate, and at the same time somehow makes Picard look like a “level-headed diplomat”

          Edit: I would say that Riker is hornier than Kirk, but Kirk contemplated fucking a Horta (in one of the books). I’m pretty sure Riker never thought about trying to fuck a Sapient Lava Slug.

          • @joel_feila
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            31 year ago

            I didn’t need to know that but now i need to know if that was in one of the shatner books