“I came here to say it’s become clear to me that it’s not my time. So after much prayer and deliberation, I have decided to suspend my campaign for president effective today,” Pence said, to audible gasps from the audience gathered at the Venetian resort on the Las Vegas strip.
Oh no! There goes all the hope for the future of the country.
There’s always Chris Christie! I’m sure he won’t jam things up.
I’m still hoping Colbert will run with his caricature of a Republican from when he was on Stewart’s show at first. Freedom Eagle: he’d win.