MIAMI—Following reports that he was under investigation by Miami-Dade Police for his role in a violent altercation at the Haulover Marina, Miami Dolphins wide receiver Tyreek Hill told reporters Friday that he was surprised to discover that assault is illegal in Florida. “When I knew Kansas City was going to trade me…

  • @mjgood91
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    21 year ago

    Are we really gonna be doing shit posts from The Onion on here?

    • @Omnimater
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      11 year ago

      Yeah I like the onion but I don’t like it in a feed I want to use for news on a topic