• DessertStorms
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    261 year ago

    Mmmmm, yeast infection…
    I guess giving your wife a life long excuse to not have sex could be seen as a positive, in this case anyway…

      • DessertStorms
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        1 year ago

        Bro, consider not everyone on the internet is a man, and also that the joke was that he literally put his ring in her vagina, so my (or even his) fingers have nothing to do with anything (because I seriously doubt he was making a reference to fingering his wife)…

        • Roboticide
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          161 year ago

          Rings are typically found on fingers, which get washed when hands get washed.

          You’ll understand when you’re older.

          • @Doomsider
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            41 year ago

            The ring finger is a weird finger to use, just saying - Older Person

            • @[email protected]
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              No it isn’t. Just saying, also an older person.

              Think this ^, but the thumb is on the mons pubis/clit, the pinky and pointer are on the labia, while middle and ring are inside.

              • @Doomsider
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                -21 year ago

                Uhh no, the tongue goes on the clit and the finger is curled slightly upwards. I have never needed more than one finger and it ain’t the ring finger. I have done this well over ten thousand times. I don’t need to imagine anything.

                • @[email protected]
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                  31 year ago

                  Well depends, I only have one tongue and sometimes it is in other places, and also that goes from “fingering” to “oral” so I’d argue they’re in slightly different catagories. I mean, you don’t “give a handjob” by using your mouth, that would be called a “blowjob.”

                  Sure, you may only like one finger inside you but I hate to be the bearer of bad news: all women are different, some of them like two fingers, some like a whole fist (or so I’ve heard, haven’t met one of those yet.)

                  “Imagine” as in "the picture doesn’t quite show a vagina, but use your mind’s eye to visualize one in there, the fingers in the explained spots, which aren’t actually pictured, thus “imagination.” You may be ok at fingering people but your reading comprehension could use a bit of work it would seem.

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                    1 year ago

                    While you are doing hand signs in some girls vagina I already made your woman cum.

          • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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            11 year ago

            Still, if I was planning an evening of sexy times that might get digital, hygiene considerations would include cleaning the ring separately (assuming the ring was going to be involved at all).

            A proper manicure is super important.

        • @Eatspancakes84
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          21 year ago

          This might be the issue. Unless you separately wash the ring, bacteria will almost certainly remain along the edges of the ring after washing your hands.