• @[email protected]
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    51 year ago

    To avoid the embarrassment, buy in bulk and people will assume you’re buying them for children.

    Bag of 30 pizza rolls: this guy is a lazy slob…

    Boxes of 300 pizza rolls, 100 fruit snacks, & 50 pop-tarts: this guy is so nice to his kids…

    • Captain Aggravated
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      31 year ago

      The line I have prepared is “Game night. Me and the boys playing DnD, pop some of these in the oven, less cook, more play.”

      Except I don’t play DnD and I don’t have friends.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        That works great until the cashier wants to know if their Tiefling Sorcerer can join the campaign and now you can never go back to that store…