• Captain Aggravated
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    31 year ago

    The line I have prepared is “Game night. Me and the boys playing DnD, pop some of these in the oven, less cook, more play.”

    Except I don’t play DnD and I don’t have friends.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      That works great until the cashier wants to know if their Tiefling Sorcerer can join the campaign and now you can never go back to that store…