• FuglyDuck
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    1 year ago

    Don’t put your dick in crazy.

    Imagine having to make child support payment to her? Imagine having tovhave co-parenting conversations and kid swaps and stuff.

    • @TallonMetroid
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      101 year ago

      Hypothetically, that’s less of a concern if you stick with anal and properly dispose of your condoms.

        • Enkrod
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          41 year ago

          In Germany we have the expression “Arschlochkind” (literally: asshole child) and I think that’s beautiful.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      41 year ago

      It’s always a great idea to stick your dick in crazy.

      Crazy in the head is crazy in the bed!

      • @[email protected]
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        1 year ago

        Not wrong. The crazy chick I dated in college was so much better in bed then the normal ones I went with since then. It honestly kind of ruined my expectations…

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          31 year ago

          Yeah.

          Marry a nice catholic girl and keep a crazy one with tattoos and daddy issues on the side.

        • @i_simp_4_tedcruz
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          01 year ago

          Ok, so here’s what happened, buddy. Crazy usually means reduced inhibitions. Reduced inhibitions= good in bed because you’re not overthinking, you’re just doing what feels awesome.

          Then you go out with a girl that’s not batshit insane and doesn’t go from 0-100 with everyone they bang, right away. You’re disappointed. Why does it feel like this normal girl isn’t obsessed with my body immediately? Why is she holding back? It can’t be you, so you attribute it to her being bad in bed rather than the obvious answer that she’s learning you and isn’t completely comfortable yet.

          That kind of stuff comes with time. Unless you’re batshit insane.

          Tldr: you rushed it with the “normal girls” and you could probably spend some more time growing close to them before declaring them inferior in bed.

          • @[email protected]
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            11 year ago

            I understand the problem. It doesn’t change the fact that the girl that doesn’t require a ton of effort to get to open up is objectively better in bed. Also I was with some of them that came afterwards for quite a while and things didn’t improve all that much. If anything it got worse after the honeymoon phase was over.