• El Barto
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    41 year ago

    How would you have written it?

    • @NotMyOldRedditName
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      41 year ago

      Not OP

      Secret Service agents protecting Biden’s granddaughter open fire when 3 people pick the wrong SUV to streal.

      • @Maggoty
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        131 year ago

        Secret Service Fires Shots at Car Thieves

        But we don’t do non sensationalist headlines anymore.

      • El Barto
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        31 year ago

        You just made me realize that the original headline doesn’t specify that the SUV is where the granddaughter is. You also make that mistake.

        I think we can do better. Let’s see:

        Secret Service open fire at thieves who unknowingly attempted to break into SUV carrying Biden’s granddaughter.

        And I still think we can do better, but right now I’m le tired.