• @NotMyOldRedditName
    link
    41 year ago

    Not OP

    Secret Service agents protecting Biden’s granddaughter open fire when 3 people pick the wrong SUV to streal.

    • @Maggoty
      link
      131 year ago

      Secret Service Fires Shots at Car Thieves

      But we don’t do non sensationalist headlines anymore.

    • El Barto
      link
      31 year ago

      You just made me realize that the original headline doesn’t specify that the SUV is where the granddaughter is. You also make that mistake.

      I think we can do better. Let’s see:

      Secret Service open fire at thieves who unknowingly attempted to break into SUV carrying Biden’s granddaughter.

      And I still think we can do better, but right now I’m le tired.