This is MAGA in a nutshell.

  • @[email protected]
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    1071 year ago

    Donny’s just sad he’d never be able to get someone to spend 77 years with him.

    Where’s Melania?

    • Flying Squid
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      561 year ago

      I doubt most people can stand to spend 7 minutes with him.

    • @[email protected]
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      271 year ago

      Where’s Melania?

      Waiting in the wings for her cash and prizes.

      (She might need to consider a Plan B for that.)

      • @Nightwingdragon
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        41 year ago

        (She might need to consider a Plan B for that.)

        If she didn’t, she’d better hurry. GOP tryin to outlaw that shit everywhere.

    • @AbidanYre
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      191 year ago

      77 years is a lot of mooches.

      Also, I think you mean Melanie

      • Flying Squid
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        171 year ago

        A micromooch is known as a stormy and it’s based on how long he lasted inside her.

          • Flying Squid
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            121 year ago

            Sorry, you have to suffer what escapes my brain. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.

        • @Nightwingdragon
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          21 year ago

          A micromooch is known as a stormy and it’s based on how long he lasted inside her.

          I didn’t think they were able to measure time periods that short.

          • Flying Squid
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            11 year ago

            It’s possible, but only with the most precise of measuring devices.

      • @[email protected]
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        131 year ago

        The ‘Melanie’ story is new to me.

        Keeping up with all of Trump’s idiot stories is beyond any one person’s capacity

        • @AbidanYre
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          21 year ago

          I know it’s petty, but dear God, the man can’t even spell his own wife’s name correctly.

    • @eran_morad
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      91 year ago

      I think it’s far worse than this. I don’t think there’s anything in the world that could bring him happiness. His pathology will not allow for it.

      You know the way that the love of your family, or love for your family, brings you happiness? Yeah, that doesn’t work for him. His parents fucked him up real good.

      • @Smoogs
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        11 year ago

        He is the poster child for the end product of spoilt child with the ultimate helicopter parent.