This is MAGA in a nutshell.

  • @[email protected]
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    1077 months ago

    Donny’s just sad he’d never be able to get someone to spend 77 years with him.

    Where’s Melania?

    • Flying Squid
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      567 months ago

      I doubt most people can stand to spend 7 minutes with him.

    • @[email protected]
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      277 months ago

      Where’s Melania?

      Waiting in the wings for her cash and prizes.

      (She might need to consider a Plan B for that.)

      • @Nightwingdragon
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        47 months ago

        (She might need to consider a Plan B for that.)

        If she didn’t, she’d better hurry. GOP tryin to outlaw that shit everywhere.

    • @AbidanYre
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      197 months ago

      77 years is a lot of mooches.

      Also, I think you mean Melanie

      • Flying Squid
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        177 months ago

        A micromooch is known as a stormy and it’s based on how long he lasted inside her.

          • Flying Squid
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            127 months ago

            Sorry, you have to suffer what escapes my brain. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.

        • @Nightwingdragon
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          27 months ago

          A micromooch is known as a stormy and it’s based on how long he lasted inside her.

          I didn’t think they were able to measure time periods that short.

          • Flying Squid
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            17 months ago

            It’s possible, but only with the most precise of measuring devices.

      • @[email protected]
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        137 months ago

        The ‘Melanie’ story is new to me.

        Keeping up with all of Trump’s idiot stories is beyond any one person’s capacity

        • @AbidanYre
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          27 months ago

          I know it’s petty, but dear God, the man can’t even spell his own wife’s name correctly.

    • @eran_morad
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      97 months ago

      I think it’s far worse than this. I don’t think there’s anything in the world that could bring him happiness. His pathology will not allow for it.

      You know the way that the love of your family, or love for your family, brings you happiness? Yeah, that doesn’t work for him. His parents fucked him up real good.

      • @Smoogs
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        17 months ago

        He is the poster child for the end product of spoilt child with the ultimate helicopter parent.