• FlashMobOfOne
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    401 year ago

    Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

    • TWeaK
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      111 year ago

      If marriage were an ice cream flavor, it’d be pralines and dick.

    • @Delphia
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      71 year ago

      But I bought you a gun rack…

      • @Jasonw911
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        81 year ago

        I dont even have one gun. Much less enough to necessitate an entire rack

        • @edgemaster72
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          21 year ago

          Well sure, those come later. Now they don’t have to think about gifts to give later.