Just send the pic to mom with the caption “you could have just got me an icecream to make me feel better about it instead of LYING TO ME!”
Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
I mean, if you’re stealing folks from the arranged marriage store, sure.
If marriage were an ice cream flavor, it’d be pralines and dick.
You really need to find a new ice cream shop
Out of praline and dick flavoured ice cream, oddly it’s pralines that is more disgusting for me.
a) salty and sweet is a good mix
b) you get the nuts anyway for free
Huh? Pralines are basically just caramel and pecans.
But I bought you a gun rack…
I dont even have one gun. Much less enough to necessitate an entire rack
You’d better be careful or you’re going to lose me
Well sure, those come later. Now they don’t have to think about gifts to give later.
I married someone I had a crush on in 3rd grade.
We’re divorced. It was messy. Do not recommend.
Perhaps you just picked the wrong person.
I was in third grade so probably. Kids are dumb.
i hope you waited to at least 5th grade to get married
No shit! How did you get to that conclusion!!!
(I’m joking. I agree with you.)
I had to run the last of my brain cells for that conclusion.
Maybe you shouldn’t have gotten married in the 3rd grade.
Aww, the poor, poor imaginary jilted wannabe gf.
Honestly, mentally reversing roles got so suddenly creepy.
I’m sorry even not reversing that’s creepy and unhealthy
