• @pacific
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    1366 months ago

    A bidet 💪 even a cheap one is nice.

    • AdaM
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      166 months ago

      After using a dedicated bidet for the first time, I was an instant convert! But the after market ones installed in existing toilets just aren’t the same. If I ever get the chance, I’ll be adding one to any house I own!

      • FaceDeer
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        106 months ago

        You mean those handheld bidets like a tiny shower head on a flexible hose? I actually much prefer those over the ones mounted inside the toilet bowl. I can aim them wherever I want, and I find it handy for all kinds of non-bidet things - you can hose things down in the tub or sink next to the toilet, for example, or use it to clean the toilet bowl itself.

        • AdaM
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          I mean the stand alone ones built in beside the toilet.

          Something like this

          • FaceDeer
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            Ahh, yeah, I don’t like the notion of those. Never tried one but just conceptually it seems limited.

            The kind I’ve got is just this, it’s super easy to attach to an existing toilet and is quite handy.

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              I’m Italian and I must support @FaceDeer 's point, these are standard in my country (and they should be standard everywhere, damn barbarians) and they are definitely better than a spray nozzle attached to a toilet. You can also use them for other things, like washing your feet.

              • Fleppensteyn
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                46 months ago

                So you have a dirty crack, you got to get up, and waddle through the bathroom with pants on your ankles?

                • @[email protected]
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                  66 months ago

                  Yeah, I’m wondering about that. I’m a filthy TP barbarian but, how exactly does one make this style of bidet work?

                  • @[email protected]
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                    16 months ago

                    You use toilet paper first, then move to the bidet. Which, btw, is next to the toilet, so even if you didn’t clean yourself with TP it’s pretty painless to move over.

                • FaceDeer
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                  46 months ago

                  I think there’s confusion about which versions of bidet we’re talking about. The kind I’m lauding, the ones like a little shower head, are attached to the toilet you’re on. You don’t need to go anywhere to use them, just reach over and take it from its holder.

            • Altima NEO
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              26 months ago

              How do you guys use that? I’m guessing you live somewhere where it’s warm? That would be spraying ice cold water up my bum over here.

              • FaceDeer
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                76 months ago

                The opposite, actually - I’m Canadian. :)

                All I can say is that if you’ve never tried a bidet before you’ll likely be very surprised by how little sensitivity you’ve got to cold water down there. It’s simply not uncomfortable or even particularly noticeable, either in my experience or in anyone I’ve talked to about it (which is admittedly not many - it’s not a common topic of conversation).

                The hand bidet was super cheap and the shipping was free, so I figured “why not give it a whirl?” And it worked out great.

                • @nikosey
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                  ill second that, i thought it would be a problem but decided to just endure the cold because i didnt feel like running power over to the toilet but turned out not to be a problem at all. if anything its sort of refreshing lol

                  • FaceDeer
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                    16 months ago

                    Nothing like coming in from working outside, all sweaty and swamp-assed, and sitting down at a nice refreshing bidet. :)

                • @[email protected]
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                  26 months ago

                  How do you make it work though? You slip a hand behind you and aim at the crack at an angle so it sprays into the bowl?

    • @[email protected]
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      86 months ago

      Warning. Purchasing a bidet will ruin travel because you don’t feel clean the entire trip

      • Chozo
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        How? Aren’t you using more water than normal dry wiping, which uses none?

        • @pacific
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          It takes a lot of water and energy to make toilet paper. Well, a lot more than turning on my bidet for 10 seconds.

          • @[email protected]
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            I would also add on that, unless you REALLY rocked that toilet, every poo becomes a single flush. Rather than potentially needing to double flush to avoid clogging it

            • metaStatic
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              While you’re shopping for a bidet also shop for an Australian toilet. The half flush saves a lot more water too but the proper s-bend makes everything a single flush even if you rocked it hard.

              and by rocked it I mean you filled it with mercury for some reason

              • @[email protected]
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                56 months ago

                What’s this now? There are a number of US toilets that have the dual flush feature, but what’s this about a modified S bend?

                • @Mr_Blott
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                  46 months ago

                  Literally no other countries have problems with toilets clogging. It’s not a modified S, it’s a normal one

          • Chozo
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            Ahh, that’s an interesting angle I hadn’t considered. I wonder if there’s a way to quantify the water savings this way, like a volume of water per TP roll or something. I feel like that could be a solid selling point to get more people interested in buying one.

            • guyrocket
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              46 months ago

              I was curious a while ago and researched a little. Bidets are the environmental champ for butt cleaning.

          • Cool Beance
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            36 months ago

            Ten seconds? I think Mother Nature can understand if you wanna live it up a little bit more you know?

            • @pacific
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              16 months ago

              I spray my ass with the force of a thousand tsunamis—10 seconds is more than enough.

              • Cool Beance
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                26 months ago

                Hahaha well then what better experience can you have with an ebb and flow like that? That’s beyond living it up, and more like riding the storm 😆

        • Granixo
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          What i mean is that you can save a lot of water by cleaning yourself using a bidet + bath sink instead of doing a full shower. 🚰

          You don’t need to shower every day. 🚿

          • @[email protected]
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            46 months ago

            You don’t need a shower everyday just because your ass gets dirty. You need to shower everyday because the rest of you is dirty too lol

            • Victor
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              16 months ago

              To add: not everyone needs to shower daily, either. I don’t have a physical job, I shower maybe twice a week. More than enough for me. Also use Aleppo soaps, because they keep you clean longer. High oil percentage.

              • @[email protected]
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                16 months ago

                There are very few people in this world in my opinion who shouldn’t be showering daily or at least every other day.

                I can spend all day doing nothing and still reek at the end of the day. I’m sorry but you sound gross. Ain’t no high quality shampoo. Keeping the stink off you that long.

                • Victor
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                  36 months ago

                  Sounds like you don’t have enough experience with talking to people about hygiene? I know many people who don’t shower daily and are perfectly hygienic and not smelly at all, me included, and my wife. Kids definitely usually don’t need to bathe daily either. Sometimes weekly is enough. Especially infants shouldn’t rinse too much, else they develop skin problems.

                  If you spend all day doing nothing and reek?? Sounds like a you problem. Probably genetic.

                  Research Aleppo soaps. Might actually help you!

                  Good luck, stinky! ❤️😊

    • @[email protected]
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      26 months ago

      Came to say bidet. I have the poor man version … 25 at Amazon. I suffer Everytime I have to go back to only tp when not at home. I feel like a savage caveman without one. Smearing poop is just nasty and uncivilized to me. I have used the fancy ones in Japan but really did not like the warm water. I prefer the shocking cold glaciar feeling of butt refreshes. To anyone reading this…get a bidet, ANY KIND… Try cleaning up peanutbutter from your arm with just paper to experience what we talking about .