• Flying Squid
    38•10 months ago

    Are you sure it doesn’t mean you get to have a new dog?

    • @kayaven
      34•10 months ago

      Steal the dog AND their wallet. Then buy some dog treats with the money because the dog totally deserves it.

      • The Assman
        16•10 months ago

        “yeah he’s a rescue. His owner was passed out from drugs or something, so we saved the poor creature”

        • idunnololz
          2•10 months ago

          The dog is incapacitating his owner so another person takes him and buys him more treats.