• Flying Squid
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    381 year ago

    Are you sure it doesn’t mean you get to have a new dog?

    • @kayaven
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      341 year ago

      Steal the dog AND their wallet. Then buy some dog treats with the money because the dog totally deserves it.

      • The Assman
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        1 year ago

        “yeah he’s a rescue. His owner was passed out from drugs or something, so we saved the poor creature”

        • idunnololz
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          21 year ago

          The dog is incapacitating his owner so another person takes him and buys him more treats.

  • @Okokimup
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    251 year ago

    I’ll accept his quest.

  • spez
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    I am tired of seeing the same ‘hah, look unexpected’ recycled memes. Am I in the minority? Since tone don’t display well in text, I mean this with boredom not anger.

    • @[email protected]
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      Considering humanity has been writing for over 4,000 years and everyone has been getting along just fine, it’s safe to say yes you are in the minority.

      You not being able to understand how to read doesnt make a joke bad.

      • spez
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        -21 year ago

        Oh, nooooO! that’s so edgy. I am bleeding, shit!