• Dukeofdummies
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    2110 months ago

    I mean, in the era of VHS this won’t work because ultimately you’re fast forwarding and rewinding. So you’re gonna watch it anyway. but in the digital era I thought this would be what any Police officer did?

    Like… they’re not even gonna spend 10 minutes on a theft?

    • @[email protected]
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      3410 months ago

      my guy half of them don’t spend 10 minutes on a murder. There’s a reason it’s called detective fiction

      • Dukeofdummies
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        610 months ago

        I know but if they were smart they’d say they’re gonna take an hour to do it, find the footage in 10 minutes and goof off another 50.

        Pull a Scotty, then you’re productive and lazy. It’s just disappointing they can’t even procrastinate properly. I feel bad.

        • @SpaceNoodle
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          910 months ago

          if they were smart

          I gotta stop you right there

    • Deceptichum
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      1810 months ago

      Like… they’re not even gonna spend 10 minutes on a theft?

      What and be responsible for paperwork?

      Cops are the biggest bludges you’ll ever meet.