The Picard Maneuver to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year agoProgrammer tries to explain binary search to the policestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square365fedilinkarrow-up12.43Karrow-down111cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up12.42Karrow-down1imageProgrammer tries to explain binary search to the policestartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver to Programmer [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square365fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink34•1 year agomy guy half of them don’t spend 10 minutes on a murder. There’s a reason it’s called detective fiction
minus-squareDukeofdummieslinkfedilink6•1 year agoI know but if they were smart they’d say they’re gonna take an hour to do it, find the footage in 10 minutes and goof off another 50. Pull a Scotty, then you’re productive and lazy. It’s just disappointing they can’t even procrastinate properly. I feel bad.
my guy half of them don’t spend 10 minutes on a murder. There’s a reason it’s called detective fiction
I know but if they were smart they’d say they’re gonna take an hour to do it, find the footage in 10 minutes and goof off another 50.
Pull a Scotty, then you’re productive and lazy. It’s just disappointing they can’t even procrastinate properly. I feel bad.
I gotta stop you right there