• @cheese_greater
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    1 year ago

    How do you communicate with someone who’s

    • deaf
    • blind
    • mute
    • insensitive to touch
    • also imperforate nostrils
    • impervious to “mind” control and standard boilerplate cognition ;)
    • @[email protected]
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      81 year ago

      I invent an elaborate language around smells and my farts become my voice as a combination of musk and vibrations where the scent and timbre of my fart mean different things depending on the context.

      This is the only way.

      • @Fredselfish
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        41 year ago

        Dude read book base on an alien race that used smells as a language. Called Agent to The Stars.

          • @cheese_greater
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            1 year ago

            I TOTALLY just heard Snake the felon on The Simpsons saying this and it made me laugh

            Edit: The goalposts, they are a’movin’

      • @I_Fart_Glitter
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        31 year ago

        You might enjoy “The Androids Dream” by John Scalzi.

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        1 year ago

        I forgot to menyion they have a chromosomal issue that makes their mind—let’s say less receptive—to extrasensory perception and boilerplate cognition🤕

      • @cheese_greater
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        1 year ago

        Umm…I think I’ve boxed out any capabillity for that, is the logic not airtight (like, check it now, its been updated a few times). You got me worried there’s still a hole in my logic 🤔

        Pretty sure all the senses/possible inputs have been mitigated

          • @PowerGloveSoBad
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            21 year ago

            If we are using ghost peppers to figure out a way to communicate, we can probably save some time and just interpret whatever response they give as “please kill me, you sadistic assholes” and land pretty close