MOSCOW—Saying the passing of his best buddies never got easier, Russian President Vladimir Putin was reportedly distraught Friday over the loss of friends who kept dying under mysterious circumstances. “It just breaks my heart to go to all these funerals of people I loved who have suddenly and suspiciously left this…
It would be so funny if his friends that die actually all got killed by inept CIA agents who are trying to kill him instead.
Or if it’s like Tucker and Dale vs Evil, where he looks extremely guilty, but they’re all genuine accidents.