• @UPGRAYEDD
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        1610 months ago

        You dont wana mess with zombie newton.

        • @RizzRustbolt
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          110 months ago

          No, it’s about how hot his husband was.

        • no bananaOP
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          110 months ago

          Actually he’s more partial to chocolate chip cookies

          • @captainlezbian
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            110 months ago

            I thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly filling

            • no bananaOP
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              210 months ago

              Who says chocolate chip cookies can’t have a fig jelly filling

              • @captainlezbian
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                10 months ago

                Newton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decides

        • no bananaOP
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          410 months ago

          That must be why my magnet car is not moving.