These early adopters found out what happened when a cutting-edge marvel became an obsolete gadget… inside their bodies.

  • JohnEdwa
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    11 months ago

    Can’t wait to have to get a mandatory firmware update before my eyes or legs or something like that works again. I just hope Microsoft doesn’t get in on the cybernetics business or it’ll randomly happen while driving on the highway or forcefully fill your vision with blinding light for half an hour when you are trying to sleep.

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      3611 months ago

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      • Lev_Astov
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        1211 months ago

        We have altered the terms of service. Pray we do not alter them any further.

        • @RGB3x3
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          511 months ago

          Somehow, Microsoft has returned.

      • OldQWERTYbastard
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        211 months ago

        Still might want to practice on a hot dog or something afterwards though.

    • @Burn_The_Right
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      2411 months ago

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    • bruhduh
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      11 months ago

      I have some pretty bad news for you, Elon musk is doing cybernetics business with it’s neuralink

      • @ChewTiger
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        411 months ago

        I’d take Microsoft shot over anything Musk.