These early adopters found out what happened when a cutting-edge marvel became an obsolete gadget… inside their bodies.

  • @[email protected]
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    3611 months ago

    You must agree to the terms of service before we restore function to your hands. Sign here.

    • Lev_Astov
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      1211 months ago

      We have altered the terms of service. Pray we do not alter them any further.

      • @RGB3x3
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        511 months ago

        Somehow, Microsoft has returned.

    • OldQWERTYbastard
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      211 months ago

      Still might want to practice on a hot dog or something afterwards though.