• @xantoxis
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    2511 months ago

    ok but that picture is clearly one 18" pizza vs two 18" pizzas that have been hit by a shrink ray, meaning the two on the right have twice as much nutrition as the one on the left.

    • @[email protected]
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      811 months ago

      Ah but it’s mini-nutrition now, so you have to shrink yourself in order for your body to be able to process it

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      111 months ago

      Your math is wrong.

      Each calorie on the shrunken pizza is only a half-calorie now.