• @[email protected]
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        Slavery is still legal in the US now, they just need to be convicted of a crime first. Easy enough to find crimes to put people away for, and you can even selectively enforce laws against the people/race you don’t like

        • @[email protected]
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          Good thing the force behind enforcing laws and charging people as criminals is famously good-natured and held to the highest of accountability standards to prevent any possible corruption!

          Oh wait.

        • MacN'Cheezus
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          111 months ago

          Okay but that still makes Taylor Swift owning Kanye illegal because she is a private person.

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            I’m sure she could put some of that $700M towards buying a private prison and then bribing the cops, the D.A., and the judge to get him sentenced there.

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              Wait, so if Kanye gets convinced of a crime, T-swift could buy the private prison where he’s serving his sentence and then effectively own Kanye? Is a billion dollars enough to buy a prison? They can’t be that expensive, right?

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            • MacN'Cheezus
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              311 months ago

              At least theoretically.

              IDK about you, but I can picture Kanye playing that from time to time and low key kicking ass far more than I can picture her doing it.