• @[email protected]
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    271 year ago

    Jack Johnson’s version of Rudolph is far superior. When they all cheer Rudolph, he calls them out for calling him names before.

    • @samus12345
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      131 year ago

      And why didn’t Santa impose consequences on the other reindeer for their bullying? Sadly realistic.

      • @[email protected]
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        81 year ago

        We don’t know the real story, with such a grueling schedule Santa might be replacing the reindeer every year. The names could be sleigh position placeholders. Rudolph’s red nose could be an unexpected mutation from extreme inbreeding of a limited genetic stock of flying reindeer.

        • @samus12345
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          11 year ago

          So maybe he turned the bullies into venison and got new ones to replace them? Explains why they loved Rudolph at the end - it was that, or else!