• Chill Dude 69OP
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      11 months ago

      Well, they’ve gone down in price to the point that they’ll be in people’s stockings. And getting immature with them is always fun.

      Remember: they can also make a simply fantastical array of fart sounds. “Alexa: open Big Fart” is the magic phrase.

      • @EatYouWell
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        1311 months ago

        Smart of them to make their spying devices a loss leader. Get even more rubes to buy one.

        • @LemmyKnowsBest
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          seriously remember when these first came out circa 2014 and only wealthy people were buying them? Then Amazon saw what power they had in their hands recording all audio from within people’s homes, they brought the price down way low so even Neanderthals can have these now. Oh the spying possibilities!

        • @[email protected]
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          111 months ago

          Like how they have a complete surveillance network of “Ring” devices on 98/100 homes in American suburbs?

          You’d think it was mandatory. It’s so creepy. I don’t even wanna think how many cameras catch me from all angles just walking down the street.

          Not a fan of how “meta” is swarming the VR market with loss-leader headsets either. Lord knows the kind of data they’re pulling from those things, and on top of it, they’re turning VR into another mobile-trash market in the process. But that’s another conversation.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        311 months ago

        I set up a button that makes her say “fart” when I press it

        Then a few minutes later she says “fart” again

        My wife claims she doesn’t think it’s nearly as funny as I do, but I caught her giggling once