No one was hurt during the ordeal, but four people fell into the water while attempting to canoe to shore prior to the arrival of emergency crews, authorities said.
Fortunately Minnesotans are legally required to take several dozen cases of Schell’s along with ‘em out on the ice for just such an emergency, don’tcha know.
Yeah, but did they run out of beer?
Fortunately Minnesotans are legally required to take several dozen cases of Schell’s along with ‘em out on the ice for just such an emergency, don’tcha know.
If you have enough alcohol in your blood it can’t freeze. You could die, but you’d be a slushie.
In a pinch, beer cans can be stuffed under clothing until floatation occurs