• @[email protected]OP
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    2010 months ago

    Fortunately Minnesotans are legally required to take several dozen cases of Schell’s along with ‘em out on the ice for just such an emergency, don’tcha know.

    • @[email protected]
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      1410 months ago

      If you have enough alcohol in your blood it can’t freeze. You could die, but you’d be a slushie.

    • @FireRetardant
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      310 months ago

      In a pinch, beer cans can be stuffed under clothing until floatation occurs