• teft
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    499 months ago

    I took a sacred oath, sir! I can’t serve you Mr 40 year old Drow or I become an oathbreaker. Sorry, not sorry.

    • @[email protected]
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      499 months ago

      Meanwhile, "Let’s see… anthropomorphic mosquito… Let me see that ID. You’re 2 hours old? That checks out, here’s your bourbon.

      • @[email protected]
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        289 months ago

        Tbh when your life is that short, you can’t really see the consequences of your actions, so you might as well get wasted 24/7

          • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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            99 months ago

            Mass effect did that pretty well with the frog species.

            Their avg lifespan is only like 35 years and as a result they move and talk much faster than other species. But they’re still aware of the overall shortness of their lives compared to other species.

        • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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          9 months ago

          Due to the tragically short life span of the average fruit fly,
          College is not really an option.
          Caps and gowns don’t come in that size anyway.

          • @psud
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            39 months ago

            Fruit flies do love their booze though. The best trap for them is baited with wine

      • @Archpawn
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        49 months ago

        It takes five days for them to go from a larva to a pupa. They’re definitely not an adult, and they couldn’t be confused for one.

    • @[email protected]
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      99 months ago

      I know a lot of people homebrew this to be different in their games and that’s fine, but just to clarify to anyone curious, if we’re talking D&D 5e, elves mature at the same rate as humans, and the reason they only consider themselves adults at 100 is purely cultural.

    • @ericbomb
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      29 months ago

      Nah man I’m part human on my fathers side so it’s fine!

      • teft
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        39 months ago

        How does sarcasm break my oath? As a lawful paladin I don’t care if they’re mad about being blocked from doing something illegal.