• @[email protected]
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        239 months ago

        Like my username implies I am definitely not responsible for breaking into this persons home and stealing 3-4 pizzas last week.

        • @CIA_chatbot
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          159 months ago

          We’ve been watching this guy and we agree he is telling the truth.

          • @CertifiedBlackGuy
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            89 months ago

            You’ve said to much. A team has been dispatched to your location.

            The NAACP has eyes and ears everywhere. Do not resist.

            Or do, make my day.

          • @Viking_Hippie
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            79 months ago

            They can’t steer a long boat or play a sitar for shit, though…