• @potoo22
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      122 years ago

      I sneezed too hard and now I have a sharp pain in my neck

      • ddh
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        42 years ago

        I got my socks on and now I need a lie down

    • @Son_of_dad
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      72 years ago

      … Back in those days we’d tie an onion on our belt

      • @HappycamperNZ
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        32 years ago

        Had to be a brown onion as the Kaiser took all our white onions