• Darkard
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    2 years ago

    The heard that its used in the US to mind control people and read their thoughts.

    Next month they have mandatory COVID vaccinations so that everyone gets the microchips as well.

      • Kokesh
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        2 years ago

        Everyone knows it is 5G! I can’t get out of the house without my head covered in aluminum foil now.

        • Lord Wiggle
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          2 years ago

          I got the vaccine so now I have perfect cell reception! Always 5G everywhere. A week ago I lost 1 bar, so I think I should get a booster vaccination. Also, now I’m magnetic, I never lose my phone. Plus, suddenly I love my government so I’m not angry all the time. /s

          • Kokesh
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            2 years ago

            Wake up sheeple, DO YOUR RESEARCH!

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        2 years ago

        I remember these with 4G too, although covid made the hysteria 10 fold.

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        2 years ago

        Can’t say I’ve heard that used like this before 🤣

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            2 years ago

            Well of course an ass is dumb, it doesn’t have a brain smh

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            2 years ago

            Always happy to expand my arse-nal of insults 🤣

            Also like how the “victim” probably upvoted his insulter. Y’all alright