• @Buffalox
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      185 months ago

      Yes, socks can turn into a lot of data really fast, especially if they are multithreaded. Which is why I only use single threaded socks to protect my dataplan.

    • Billiam
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      95 months ago

      Given that one sperm has 27.5 MB of data (which means each orgasm has over 7 petabytes of information!) I think we can safely assume which socks his washer is transmitting.

      • snooggums
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        65 months ago

        Given that one sperm has 27.5 MB of data (which means each orgasm has over 7 petabytes of information!)

        Redundancy!

        • @[email protected]
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          25 months ago

          I believe that fluids don’t, in general, compress. But maybe the trick is turning them to digital data first and then redundancy makes them very compressible.

      • @[email protected]
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        35 months ago

        The info in each sperm is effectively identical, so it’s still only 27.5 MB of data in the whole thing, just with a lot of redundancy for error detection / correction.

    • @A_Very_Big_Fan
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      35 months ago

      You wouldn’t download a sock

      I’m too lazy to Photoshop it into a real image

    • @sharun
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      25 months ago

      Modem = Materializer and De-Materializer

    • @Plopp
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      25 months ago

      I’m sure they’re being downloaded to Russia and then sold back to the west to finance the war!