Clips are from my favorite MST3K episode “The Undead”. A delightfully dreadful film from 1957 directed by the king of B-movies, Roger Corman.

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCAEnglish
    2·
    1 year ago

    I pretended everything any vampire said was a pickup line. It was mildly amusing.

    • ummthatguyOPEnglish
      2·
      1 year ago

      Fuck sake, you’re right. Spent a minute sifting through quotations on IMDB and the closest I got to an ambiguous line was “No, I wasn’t.” And I’m sure there’s a way to make that unnecessarily sexual, too.

      • The Barto@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        3·
        1 year ago

        And I’m sure there’s a way to make that unnecessarily sexual, too.

        You weren’t about to put your member away were you?

        No I wasn’t.