surewhynotlem to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name · 1 year agoQ-TIP DELEGATION: False Adviceimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1194arrow-down111
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minus-squareaeronmelonlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-21 year agoMe: “I consent.” Q-Tip: “I consent.” Jesus: “I don’t.” Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoOh right, Stamets. Hey Stamets, wanna help me jam some Qtips someplace fun?
minus-squaredm_me_your_boobs@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 year agoMake sure there’s enough room for Jesus between you and your girlfriend.
To test young baptist couples.
Me: “I consent.”
Q-Tip: “I consent.”
Jesus: “I don’t.”
Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
Oh right, Stamets. Hey Stamets, wanna help me jam some Qtips someplace fun?
Make sure there’s enough room for Jesus between you and your girlfriend.