What’s so filthy about taking your phone, it’s not like I’m using it after I wipe my ass

I can’t go if I’m not physically reading something, it’s like an instant laxative. I don’t know why but It’s not an attention span thing since I’m never in there for more than a minute(since reading makes me go so fast). I don’t even get to the end of the shampoo label.

This feels awfully intimate to be sharing on Lemmy, I kind of feel closer to you guys now. I also read this while in there too which feels kind of poignant in its own way.

5 minutes?! Even if I’m about to shit myself (which isn’t too uncommon because I’m lactose intolerant and always forget xP) it always takes me at least half an hour

But I only bring my phone if I’m doing something on it and don’t want to wait half an hour doing nothing, normally I just let my mind entertain itself x3

Also that would only be filthy if you don’t wash your hands in which case everything you do will be filthy inside and outside the bathroom

I don’t even have time to do anything while shitting. When I get to the toilet it will just come out.

the attention span part isn’t even true, also try punctuation.

also also, literally everything is filthy. your phone probably has the worst germs on it, even if you didn’t take it to the toilet.