Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • edit-211 months agoCommunity note pointing out fake news once again 🫡sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1984arrow-down114
arrow-up1970arrow-down1imageCommunity note pointing out fake news once again 🫡sh.itjust.worksSjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • edit-211 months agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareDigitalTraveler42linkEnglish110•edit-211 months agoWe should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling. Edit: I love all of these already, lol
minus-squarepancakeslinkfedilinkEnglish51•11 months agoI vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.
minus-square@CurbsTicklelink24•11 months agoI’d start out with heart attack, then add in drug-induced, then overdose, then overdose and found in a puddle of his own urine, etc… Just progressively more as if more information keeps coming out.
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCAlinkEnglish9•11 months agoSlipped in a puddle of piss taking his first shower after a widening.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•11 months agoElon goes for a Sunday drive in his Space-Tesla, forgets oxygen.
We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.
Edit: I love all of these already, lol
I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.
I’d start out with heart attack, then add in drug-induced, then overdose, then overdose and found in a puddle of his own urine, etc…
Just progressively more as if more information keeps coming out.
Complications of a failed penis enlargement surgery.
Slipped in a puddle of piss taking his first shower after a widening.
Elon goes for a Sunday drive in his Space-Tesla, forgets oxygen.