Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • edit-28 months agoCommunity note pointing out fake news once again 🫡sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1984arrow-down114
arrow-up1970arrow-down1imageCommunity note pointing out fake news once again 🫡sh.itjust.worksSjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • edit-28 months agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squarepancakeslinkfedilinkEnglish51•8 months agoI vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.
minus-square@CurbsTicklelink24•8 months agoI’d start out with heart attack, then add in drug-induced, then overdose, then overdose and found in a puddle of his own urine, etc… Just progressively more as if more information keeps coming out.
minus-square@HeyThisIsntTheYMCAlinkEnglish9•8 months agoSlipped in a puddle of piss taking his first shower after a widening.
I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.
I’d start out with heart attack, then add in drug-induced, then overdose, then overdose and found in a puddle of his own urine, etc…
Just progressively more as if more information keeps coming out.
Complications of a failed penis enlargement surgery.
Slipped in a puddle of piss taking his first shower after a widening.