• pancakes
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    5110 months ago

    I vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.

    • @CurbsTickle
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      2410 months ago

      I’d start out with heart attack, then add in drug-induced, then overdose, then overdose and found in a puddle of his own urine, etc…

      Just progressively more as if more information keeps coming out.

      • @Inucune
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        1710 months ago

        Complications of a failed penis enlargement surgery.

        • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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          910 months ago

          Slipped in a puddle of piss taking his first shower after a widening.