• Flying SquidM
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    2410 months ago

    I don’t know, man. I have a feeling that M’Benga is like a preying mantis. He’ll eat your face after you have sex with him. Then he’ll go back to sickbay with a smile.

    • StametsOPM
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      1810 months ago

      Like I care. Have you seen his fuckin jawline? Or that nebulous amount of ass?

      Worth it.

      • Flying SquidM
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        1510 months ago

        Pike’s got the jawline too. And he’d just cook you a delicious dinner.

        • StametsOPM
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          910 months ago

          Pikes great but you can tell he’s kinda vanilla and this LtCmdr likes it rough. If that roughness ends in my death, so fuckin be it.

          • Flying SquidM
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            210 months ago

            He’ll spoon with you all night. And he’ll be the big spoon.