• gregorum
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      11 months ago

      i would prefer he have a massive, pants-shitting stroke, on stage at a rally and in front of everyone, mid-rant… but i’ll take what i can get.

      • @cosmicrookie
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        11 months ago

        At this point I don’t think pant shitting would scare enough away from him. It would just translate into extreme passion or enthusiasm

      • @CobblerScholar
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        1811 months ago

        “Seeeeee? Glorious leader DOES have a butthole!”

        • ares35
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          711 months ago

          that’s NOT where or how you do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

          • @EvilBit
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            1011 months ago

            But it’s understandable you might mistake it for his mouth.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        1411 months ago

        He already shits his pants. That’s what the odor is.

      • @reddig33
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        711 months ago

        That didn’t seem to stop Mitch McConnell.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends
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      611 months ago

      The way the dude stutters and slurs have the time, I’m pretty sure he had some serious health problems.