A Taco Bell finally opened up where I live, and we are going to go try it tonight. What should I try and what should I avoid?
Of course I know I should try another restaurant and avoid Taco Bell, that’s too obvious, but what is life without a little Adventure.
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LOL, OP could not have found a better answer.
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I have never eaten at taco bell before but now I feel like I have. Thank you for this high effort as fuck post.
You should do a food critic video series.
This is the best, most comprehensive review on Taco Bell this planet has ever seen.
OP, listen to this man, he knows his Taco Bell.
Bruh lmao
I chortled at the churros lolol
Accurate
Pretty sure fiesta strips are just tortilla strips?
I knew a health inspector. He commented that guaranteed the cleanest restaurant kitchen in every town was a taco bell. Apparently they aggressively train employees and managers to clean way more than other restaurants.
The “fiesta strips” are just corn chips.
Shhhhh, they’re a party in your mouth.
An amazing comment! Thanks!
You didn’t mention the peak of Taco Bell food, the crunch wrap supreme! The breakfast crunch wrap is also very good for what it is.
I’ve been getting the same three things at Taco Bell for the last 30 years. This has inspired me to branch out.
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Dude, what the hell. I feel sorry for your anus and I didn’t even read what you said.