• themeatbridge
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    3911 months ago

    Meth, Amish, and the Klan. Oxford is like the result of some demented game of cosmic Mad Libs.

    “… So everything will smell like cat pee and horse manure, and the farmers wear strawhats and grow dogs, and the primary religion is racism.”

    • Rhynoplaz
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      1211 months ago

      To anyone wondering how you grow dogs: Amish puppy mills.

    • Maeve
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      211 months ago

      No different than where I live, although it immediately brings to mind, I never see any buggies or horse or mule in the store parking lots, so how did they get there?! I doubt they walked, that would be a few days’ walk.

      • themeatbridge
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        611 months ago

        Amish people can hire people to drive them around. Amish contractors sometimes have their own trucks, and use them to interact with the English.

        • @Buddahriffic
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          311 months ago

          Alternate theory: they figured out teleporters and keep horses mostly to trick the English into thinking they have nothing worth colonizing them for, but also to keep their buddies in the buggy industry in business and because they like horses. Mostly that last one but the other two reasons are still important.

          • Echo Dot
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            211 months ago

            The horses are the ones that open up the interdimensional portals. Obviously.