Local dad and all-around asshole Bert Smilovic failed to understand criticism of his storytelling techniques which involve reducing all people to unhelpful demographics, his enraged children reported.
  • @shalafiEnglish
    34•6 months ago

    matched with a “skinny depressed Asian babe” on eHarmony

    Oh god. I’m in this picture. Only Asian I’ve ever dated, only date I went on from eHarmony, she’s now my wife.