I stop being funny immediately after we leave the dating app.

      • SonnyVabitch
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        411 months ago

        You shouldn’t respond while driving home from work.

    • @[email protected]
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      fedilink
      1011 months ago

      wit of the staircase: repartee thought of only too late, on the way home

      Only had to look it up because I always think of my repartees right on time.

      And obviously we all know the definition of repartee:

      conversation or speech characterized by quick, witty comments or replies

    • PorkRoll
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      311 months ago

      We, we. I’ve dropped many an undergarment once I started speaking baguette.