I stop being funny immediately after we leave the dating app.

  • ivanafterall
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    8011 months ago

    I’m funniest when I’m alone in my car, after work, thinking about what happened and all of the really funny things I should’ve said. They’re really good.

        • SonnyVabitch
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          411 months ago

          You shouldn’t respond while driving home from work.

      • @[email protected]
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        1011 months ago

        wit of the staircase: repartee thought of only too late, on the way home

        Only had to look it up because I always think of my repartees right on time.

        And obviously we all know the definition of repartee:

        conversation or speech characterized by quick, witty comments or replies

      • PorkRoll
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        311 months ago

        We, we. I’ve dropped many an undergarment once I started speaking baguette.