• @miseducator
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    471 year ago

    Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants and, being a duck, his penis is corkscrew-shaped to allow him to navigate duck vagina mazes. Therefore, Goku must be getting slapped up with a duck tumor.

    • @surewhynotlem
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      331 year ago

      Ducks are a ridiculous evolution of rape and counter rape traits. It is stunning once you dig into it.

      • @Branch_Ranch
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        81 year ago

        I would like to subscribe to duck reproductive facts!

        • @surewhynotlem
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          161 year ago

          Did you know: Female ducks have evolved a complex vagina with several dead-end pockets and tunnels in order to confuse unwanted mates and prevent fertilisation from the wrong male

          • @Branch_Ranch
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            71 year ago

            How does the male duck know which passage is the correct one? And can the female guide him or is it always rapey?

            • @stoicmaverick
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              151 year ago

              That’s the neat part, they don’t! They do however, have barbed penises which are designed to scrape out the semen of any other duck who happened to rape her before he got a chance to.

                • @stoicmaverick
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                  51 year ago

                  Thanks, but that sounds expensive and time consuming. I’ll just be over here.

                  • don
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                    fedilink
                    110 months ago

                    Being well doesn’t have to be either expensive or time-consuming, just maintain a healthy diet and get in a bit of exercise a few times a week.