• @miseducator
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    4711 months ago

    Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants and, being a duck, his penis is corkscrew-shaped to allow him to navigate duck vagina mazes. Therefore, Goku must be getting slapped up with a duck tumor.

    • @surewhynotlem
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      3311 months ago

      Ducks are a ridiculous evolution of rape and counter rape traits. It is stunning once you dig into it.

      • @Branch_Ranch
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        811 months ago

        I would like to subscribe to duck reproductive facts!

        • @surewhynotlem
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          1611 months ago

          Did you know: Female ducks have evolved a complex vagina with several dead-end pockets and tunnels in order to confuse unwanted mates and prevent fertilisation from the wrong male

          • @Branch_Ranch
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            711 months ago

            How does the male duck know which passage is the correct one? And can the female guide him or is it always rapey?

            • @stoicmaverick
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              1511 months ago

              That’s the neat part, they don’t! They do however, have barbed penises which are designed to scrape out the semen of any other duck who happened to rape her before he got a chance to.

              • @Branch_Ranch
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                711 months ago

                Thanks for the info my friend. Be well.

                • @stoicmaverick
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                  511 months ago

                  Thanks, but that sounds expensive and time consuming. I’ll just be over here.

                  • don
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                    fedilink
                    19 months ago

                    Being well doesn’t have to be either expensive or time-consuming, just maintain a healthy diet and get in a bit of exercise a few times a week.