• @MrJameGumb
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    701 year ago

    Let me make sure I understand what is happening here… This is a painting of Donald Duck using his massive erection to beat up Son Goku from Dragonball? Am I getting that right? Is there some context to go with this?

    • @miseducator
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      471 year ago

      Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants and, being a duck, his penis is corkscrew-shaped to allow him to navigate duck vagina mazes. Therefore, Goku must be getting slapped up with a duck tumor.

      • @surewhynotlem
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        331 year ago

        Ducks are a ridiculous evolution of rape and counter rape traits. It is stunning once you dig into it.

        • @Branch_Ranch
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          81 year ago

          I would like to subscribe to duck reproductive facts!

          • @surewhynotlem
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            161 year ago

            Did you know: Female ducks have evolved a complex vagina with several dead-end pockets and tunnels in order to confuse unwanted mates and prevent fertilisation from the wrong male

            • @Branch_Ranch
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              71 year ago

              How does the male duck know which passage is the correct one? And can the female guide him or is it always rapey?

              • @stoicmaverick
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                151 year ago

                That’s the neat part, they don’t! They do however, have barbed penises which are designed to scrape out the semen of any other duck who happened to rape her before he got a chance to.

                  • @stoicmaverick
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                    51 year ago

                    Thanks, but that sounds expensive and time consuming. I’ll just be over here.

    • Baggins [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      It looked to me like Goku is fucking Donald in the ass and that’s Goku’s 1m long cock bulging out of Donald’s belly.

    • @agent_flounder
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      151 year ago

      All I know is you’ll never hear someone yelling “duck” the same way again.

    • @[email protected]
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      121 year ago

      Both Goku and donald are straight copies of frames from actual cartoons. Juxtapoaing them like this is pure genius and I hope the artist was awarded hansomly for their contribution to human culture.

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    • Che Banana
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      91 year ago

      Well…there is a giant duck dong, and apparently the speed of it’s engorgement has, indeed, knocked out Goku.

      So…yeah.

      • @MrJameGumb
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        131 year ago

        Please excuse my ignorance of the standard dimensions of duck penises 🙏🥺

        • @[email protected]
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          101 year ago

          They’re corkscrew shaped as well. Just wanted to add that to your knowledge bank on duck penises.

          • @[email protected]
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            41 year ago

            I didn’t want to believe this but, if the internet is too be believed, sure enough a select few birds including ducks seem to have penises. I also learned of the term “proto-phallus”. What a day.

      • @MrJameGumb
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        41 year ago

        I thought the part on the bottom was his tail