• Davel23
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    1510 months ago

    If your tacos are making you constipated you’re doing it wrong.

    • @PunnyName
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      2010 months ago

      If your tacos cause you gastric distress of any kind, you’re a weakling, and your bloodline must end.

      • @shalafi
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        1210 months ago

        I eat some heinous peppers. Heinous. If a common taco, or Taco Bell, causes issue, you got issues. It ain’t the food.

      • @Thrashy
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        910 months ago

        It’s such a common meme that I guess there must be some truth to it, but even as an IBS sufferer the idea that exposure to any vaguely ethnic food will cause a white person’s ass to explode the next day is utterly baffling.

        • teft
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          710 months ago

          My guess is it’s from people who eat no fiber usually and then they don’t realize how much fiber is in the beans and that makes them loosey goosey in the caboosey.

        • squiblet
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          310 months ago

          No fried egg. That’d be like New Mexico mixed with Melbourne. Just Austin.

          • @superfes
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            210 months ago

            Sorry for the bad guess, I’ve never met anybody that likes beets… but I see beets all the time in Aussie recipes… (I hate them)

            • squiblet
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              I know what you mean, the Aussie burger with a beetroot slice and a fried egg. I always liked pickled beets. My mom called them ‘brain food’ and I think they’re good in a kinda pickle sense, if you’re eating a bunch of southern food or a salad. I lived in North Dakota and up there people cook them like potatoes… not really that bad other than how they turn your pee fuschia, which seems weird for a while.

    • kellyaster
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      410 months ago

      I think it’s a diarrhea face. Yeah, that’s a fun thing to say out loud.

      • Davel23
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        410 months ago

        While it could be seen that way, the second GIF tends to lean toward the constipation interpretation. Another fun thing to say.

        • @Death_Equity
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          610 months ago

          It was violent. Like a geyser of broken glass, pepper spray, and chocolate shake.