• @tabris
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    1415 months ago

    I used to work in a new age shop that sold rock salt lamps. A woman came in one time to complain about the lamp she bought.

    Woman: My salt lamp was dusty and dirty.

    Me: Okay…

    W: So I took the rock salt off the base.

    Me: Hmm?

    W: And I washed it with hot soapy water.

    Me: Ah.

    W: And it just dissolved!

    Me: Yep, it’s salt.

    W: I want a refund.

    Me: laughs.

    • Flying SquidM
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      385 months ago

      This has me wondering if art supply stores have people coming in complaining that their pencil ran out of lead when they were in the middle of drawing.

      • @MightyGalhupo
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        55 months ago

        Yes, I have seen that first hand. Crayons too.

        • @[email protected]
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          fedilink
          195 months ago

          Im thinking she either just ran hot water over it, or decided to let it soak, only to come back to sea water in her sink.

          • @Tangent5280
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            35 months ago

            lmao reminds me of that raccoon with cotton candy

    • @robocall
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      165 months ago

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        65 months ago

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