• tabris
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    1 year ago

    I used to work in a new age shop that sold rock salt lamps. A woman came in one time to complain about the lamp she bought.

    Woman: My salt lamp was dusty and dirty.

    Me: Okay…

    W: So I took the rock salt off the base.

    Me: Hmm?

    W: And I washed it with hot soapy water.

    Me: Ah.

    W: And it just dissolved!

    Me: Yep, it’s salt.

    W: I want a refund.

    Me: laughs.

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      1 year ago

      This has me wondering if art supply stores have people coming in complaining that their pencil ran out of lead when they were in the middle of drawing.

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      1 year ago

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